SLAP CROCK

Introducing the Crock Pot Slap Chop: a perfect cutting utensil for the cripplingly arthritic or those prone to accidents. The sleek chainmail glove and reinforced metal palm plate allows for total protection of your hands. The bladed palm comes with a cover that can only be released once hands are safely inside the gloves and are easy to clip back on.

With this kitchen buddy, your Crock Pot meals will be even more simple to prepare.

Crock of App Experience has preloaded recipes and saveable shopping lists. the recipes contain a read aloud function for ultimate lazniess and a shareable countdown clock that alerts friends and family when the meal is ready.

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